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Taking Breaks to Go Pee During Hockey Games

Nathan Colquhoun — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 05:47:27 +0000

I love random statistics and charts. Marshall on How I Met Your Mother has an obsession with them in a few episodes, they are pretty funny. Here is a new interesting one. It’s a chart of the water consumption during periods during the Olympic Gold Medal hockey game for 2010 in Edmonton. I probably contributed to that stat, there was no way I was going to pee while that game was going on.

YouTube Won’t Come to My House

Nathan Colquhoun — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:06:49 +0000

Yahoo Answers is a great site where you can ask any question you want and then people can post answers. I have no idea how this question got posted using the site. If he doesn’t know about that how did he figure it out Yahoo’s user nightmare of a site?

A Trailer for the Generic Movies that Release Every Single Year

Nathan Colquhoun — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:20:24 +0000

Google Buzz Ad Parody

Daniel Slade — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:24:36 +0000

Man can satire ever sting! (get it? buzz… bee… sting… awesome.)
Welp, personally I’d say this is strike 2 for Google after the Wave letdown. Perhaps they should just forget about social networking. I think they might be trying to come on board a bit too late in the game.

I converted to Apple

Ron Smith — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:26:29 +0000

I know right, I have been a fan boy of Microsoft for far too long.
It was finally this product, the Apple wheel that converted me.

Haiti – by Joel Pett

Ron Smith — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:11:37 +0000

This is about right.

American Airlines

davidblondel — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:50:19 +0000

By way of internet standards, this is rather old, but I just saw it for the first time yesterday and have taken the time to share it with each and everyone of you. It’s a rather funny exchange between developers.

“If I was running a company with the distinction and history of American Airlines, I would be embarrassed — no ashamed — to have a website with a customer experience as terrible as the one you have now. How does your CEO, Gerard J. Arpey, justify treating customers this way? Why does your board of directors approve of this? Your website is abusive to your customers, it is limiting your revenue possibilities, and it is permanently destroying the brand and image of your company in the mind of every visitor”.

“Your website is abusive to your customers”. Classic. See the full glory here.

Personal Growth

Aaron Robb — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:37:13 +0000

I just thought this was kinda funny.

Dark Horse Brewing Co. in Marshall Mi. Regulars have personal mugs. They hang from the ceiling.

2012 End-of-the-world Debate Settled

Aaron Robb — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:35:55 +0000

Lists Make the World Go Round

How Do Blind People Know When To Stop Wiping?

Nathan Colquhoun — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:35:52 +0000

Wonderful question. And obviously a lot of people ask it because it is an auto-complete option for a Google search.

One of the more entertaining sites I’ve been on lately is called Autocomplete Me. It is simply awesome autocomplete answers by Google. They are awesome.

They think it is the smell test.
I think they shouldn’t take any chances and get a bidet.
Troy says that at the very least they would know when they haven’t wiped enough.